Comrades, the ANP is looking for a volunteer to step forward and become our new press secretary. Your duties would be to write up press releases and email them to local media whenever some idiot does something incredibly stupid that makes the entire NS community look bad. For example, a group calling itself the Goyim Defense League (GDL) staged a little street theatre on a freeway overpass in Miami, Florida last week. I don’t know if they consider themselves to be National Socialists, but they are anti-Semitic. Most people, when they learn a group hates Jews immediately think of Nazis.
The ANP generally considers these demonstrations to be not only a waste of time, but in many instances, they actually set back the movement. If you are not familiar with this particular demonstration, one of the first journalists to witness this event just happened to be a Jewish male-to-female transgender, who calls himself Laura Loomer. Needless to say, he or she did not report favorably on the GDL.
If we had a press secretary at that time, he would have written up a press release condemning the demonstration and distancing ourselves as far as possible from the GDL and emailing it to the various Miami news media platforms like TV and newspapers. All you would have to do is Google something like “News media Miami, Fl.” You will get a number of things coming up. Just pick a half dozen or so and email them the press release you wrote on the incident. Whenever you hear of some bonehead pulling a stunt like this, you would write up a press release and send to the local media of whatever city the incident occurred.
We don’t expect our press secretary to be a literary genius. He just needs to be able to write coherently and get our message out to the media. On the other hand, we also don’t want him to sound like a fourth-grade dropout, if you get my meaning. He doesn’t have to sound like a professional author, but he shouldn’t sound like a halfwit either.
If you are interested, just email us at staff@americannaziparty.com If you are selected, you will be given your own ANP email account. Probably something like presssecretary@americannaziparty.com We wouldn’t want you to have to use your own email address. You are also advised not to use your real name in order to protect your privacy. We would ask you to use a false name that sounds like a real name. We don’t want you calling yourself “Supernazi88” or something like that. You will be asked to keep things looking and sounding reasonably professional and serious at all times, and not like a joke or parody.
The only other qualifications are that you must be a full member or official supporter in good standing. Good standing basically means your dues should be up to date.
I hope at least one of you will step up and volunteer for the position. Thank you for your attention.
BTW, to end on a humorous note, what’s the difference between a propaganda director and a press secretary? A propaganda director slices the baloney, and the press secretary serves it!
The Jews
by Steve Davenport
Why so much Jew hatred? Perhaps became there is so much Jew skullduggery. Look at how the innocent victim Jews are in Israel. They don’t hesitate to shoot Arabs with abandon. The Jews are far too permissive. Look at how far porn has gotten, because some liberal Jew yells freedom of expression. Porn as expression? Jew greed is legendary. The Jews always want something for nothing. They take advantage. How many pawns shops are owned by Jews? Jews push for freedom. Unfortunately, their realm of freedom includes drinking, drugs, and porn. The Jews value money. Worship it. Green slips of paper are all they think about. The Jews need to clean up their act and stop all the double dealing. I for one am tired of their duplicity. You want good treatment, you have to give it.
This country is dying from liberal Jew permissiveness. Anything goes. This must stop, lest we all perish in an unholy hell. Become a supporter of ANP. Donate money. Donate your time to give out literature. Help us turn our nation back from a moral cesspool to a righteous nation once again. Our kids need morality to guide them, not some moral free for all where anything goes as far as the neo-Marxists are concerned.
Anyway, that’s it for this report. Stay safe and HAIL VICTORY!
Dan Schneider
Deputy Chairman
American Nazi Party