Comrades, before my blog was pulled by the Liberal f*&ks at Google, I reposted this every now and again. It’s my advice on what to do if you’re ever confronted by the police or federal agents. Forewarned is forearmed. Nowadays when the Liberals are really on the war path against us, this information is more important than ever.
The best advice I can give is to stay out of trouble. I can’t emphasize this more. Never do anything illegal. However, it is possible to unknowingly step over the line and get into trouble. There is also the possibility that you have done nothing wrong, but you’re still being investigated. If this happens you need to know how to handle yourselves.
The first thing is to stay calm. Don’t get excited or upset. Never behave in a belligerent manner. That will get you nowhere. In fact, it will only get you in deeper.
If the police or federal agents ever call you on the phone and tell you that you need to go down to their office and talk with them, you had better go, or they’ll come and get you. It’s easier to go in if they give you that choice. If you have a lawyer, call him first. If you don’t, then let them know you want one. As you know, “You have the right to an attorney, and to have him present before any questions are asked.” You may answer questions like name, address, employer, height, weight, and marital status – the so-called vital statistics questions. None of those things can be used against you.
When it comes to things that can be used against you, never fall for this line of bullshit, “We’re trying to help you. Answer all our questions, and we’ll go easy on you.” Make no mistake. They are NOT trying to help you. They want to bust your ass and get you to confess so you’ll be convicted and they can put a nice “Case Solved” stamp on the file. Nothing gives a cop more satisfaction than marking a case solved.
It’s at this point you use “The Five Words”: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY! You don’t have to answer any questions other than the so-called “vital statistics” questions that I mentioned a couple of paragraphs earlier. It would still be good to have an attorney present to make sure you are not bullied or intimidated by the cops. He can also help you arrange bail if you like.
Sometimes it’s better not to have bail. When I taught GED to inmates in San Bernardino County jail, there were a surprisingly large amount of men in the unit where they housed people awaiting trial. I worked with inmates who were already convicted. I asked them why there were so many in the other living unit. One of them told me that it’s not because they all couldn’t make bail. Some could, but chose not to because they knew the cops had them dead to rights and they were going to do time. If they made bail, and at their trial the judge gave them six months, they did six months. If they didn’t make bail and sat in jail for two months, and at their trial the judge gave them six months, he would subtract time served, and they would only do four. Doing time is definitely one of those “the sooner you start, the sooner you finish” type of things. You’ll have to use your own judgment in this, but take into account advice from your attorney.
The best way to avoid jail is to STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. I had a friend who was walking down a street on Staten Island wearing a Swastika armband. A Jew saw him and called him a “Nazi Fuck”. My friend kicked his ass. He also got five years for aggravated assault as it was deemed a hate crime. He wasn’t very smart. You need to be smart, and the smartest thing you can do is stay out of trouble. But if something does happen, it is vital that you know your rights, and that the cops know that you know your rights. Hail Victory!
Dan Schneider
Deputy Chairman
American Nazi Party
My Honour Is Called Loyalty